INT.CAR – BROAD DAYLIGHT
Girlfriend in passenger’s seat. Man looking for the right turning cos it’s the first time he came to this part of the city. Skudai.
WOMAN
And then she took my Vogue(a type magazine) without my permission.!
And then i was like, you know, “Hey, what’d you do thAat for?” and then she
ignores me. Can you imagine that?
And then i was like...
Man fumbles with the steering as he concentrates on the green signboards.
WOMAN(CONTINUES)
Honey are you listening?
MAN
Uh yeah, baby.
Eyes still on road, man tries to concentrate between listening to his girlfriend talk.
WOMAN
And the i was like you know, “That’s my Vogue you (bleep).
And you didn’t even ask!”
(pauses and turns to look at baby) Baby, are you listening?
WOMAN
JOSEPH Lee Kar Meng!
MAN
Yes, babeee, i’m listening!WHAT?
WOMAN
You’re not! You’re obviously not listening. You don’t care about me
anymore,do you? You don’t love me anymore!You’re so ungrateful! You’re
blaabla you’re...
Man misses turning, eyes widen following the signboard that says ‘Skudai ‘ masuk di sini’ . man closes his opened mouth and curses f**K!
MAN
Shit! I missed it! Are you happy NOW? (not looking at girlfriend)
Car swerves a little.
Woman’s eyes widen in horror, mouth opens in O letter, gasping.
WOMAN
You! YOU (starts tearing like nobody’s business) God, i hatechiUuu..(sobs)
MAN (THINKIN’)
Shhit. And then i mISSED that bloody turning.
B*tch.
(P/S: All swearin is made for production purposes. No woman was made cryin. chill.)
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